[squints] first I'd like some binoculars so I can read the menu

vegan wigan kebab

General tso's, extra hot and spicy, then make it more spicy. Steamed rice and crab rangoon.

Cream cheese wonton :> (the "Americanized" stuff is valid and its own thing too)

If they have it I reccomend everyone try bakcang/zongzi/glutinous rice/lotus rice (food in leaves and sticky rice are always delicious)

A drink, first and foremost

They got sesame tofu?

fried rice with tostones and french fries.

what, why the strange look

Happy family

Mapo tofu and egg fried rice, also some dumplings and soup to share

Honey chicken, beef with black bean, fried rice with 3 delights, and some prawn toast thanks. And some spring rolls.

Egg fried rice, veggie spring rolls, egg fried rice, mixed vegetables in black bean sauce, egg fried rice, a big tub of sweet and sour sauce, some egg fried rice and another tub of sweet and sour sauce and some egg fried rice. And prawn crackers.

Salt&pepper tofu, salt&pepper chips, vegetable chow mein, spring rolls, peanut satay vegan chicken if they have it

Can I just get unlimited sugar biscuits, those things are yummy

Any noodle dish with at least two 🌶️ beside it

fried cream cheese dumpling

Thank you communist party for this takeout restaurant 🫡

lemme get uh shanghai noodle, shrimp rolls, chicken feet and red pork

A big serving of communism with Chinese characteristics