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They moved in different circles.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They were on entirely different planes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Plus one guy went way over the other guy's head and the other guy's ideas just made the first guy dizzy.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think they still had a chance to meet. After all, what goes around, comes around

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

If they met, it wouldn't be a big deal to either of them, they're normal to each other.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And neither of them met Pete Burns....

You spin me round right baby right round like a record baby round right round!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Great, now I'm picturing a helicoptering dong

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

......thats all you, buddy. The subconscious is a hell of a drug!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't google "meatspin".

Or do, I'm not your mother

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My mother? Tell me how you met my mother...

But be sure to take 9 years telling the story, making frequent off topic tangents to tell me about every woman you slept with in that time period.

Also, completely unrelated stories about your exploits at the bar.

[–] Travelator 3 points 1 day ago

It'll be legen....