Dr. Evil didn't spend 6 years in evil fricking medical school to be put in no professional training
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2024
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No Doctor Nick..?
HI, EVERYBODY!
Hello Dr Nick!
I thinki. Could trust Dr Dre a bit more than what you're saying I should.
I feel like Dre is a smart guy, he could figure out how to do a tracheotomy.
Y'all notherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
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No Dr. House?
And Oz should be right on top of the Run For Your Life because he’s not fictional and should know better.
Doctor House would be top right but partly because you wouldn't need to run very far.
That depends on what drugs he's on
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Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil have done far more harm than Dr. Pepper could ever aspire to.
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The more anyone looks at this, the worse it gets.
Someone needs to fix this. But not me, I don't have my doctorate in memeology yet.
You should probably switch Zoidberg with Dr. Pepper.
The Doctor is only on “TRUST WITH YOUR LIFE” as long as you aren't messing with (or have ever attempted to mess with) humans or other people they care about... otherwise they're on “RUN, RUN VERY FAR”.
You don't want to be an incidental character when The Doctor is about.
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Where's Dr. House?
Right? This is an invalid graph without Dr. House.
I hope OP doesn't have lupus
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How in the heckin' is JD below a dwarf, a mad scientist tinkerer, and a random catchy band?
He is a caring, trained, and competent doctor who will put his pride and personal life aside to help a patient.
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Dr. Who and Dr. Strange both have a shitload of training...
Oh yeah, Dr. Strange was literally one of the world's best surgeons, right?
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Ah, the late, great Hannibal Lecter.
There is no way Dr. Mario has any training. He just throws random pills at the problems hoping that they line up and do something other than cause an overdose.
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6 years of evil medical school doesn't qualify as professional credentials? Also I'd put Dr. Phil below most of these guys, although maybe slightly above Hannibal Lector still.
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