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[–] 69 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Cloud hosting business insists its staff need to be onprem.

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  • [–] 65 points 2 years ago*

    "Please leave on your own so we don't have to fire you and give you severance"

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Just go to the office, look for jobs while there, and do a half ass job at work until they fire you.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    "Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, I use the side door..that way Lumbergh can't see me, after that I sorta space out for an hour."

    "Uhh, space out?"

    "Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work."

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That was the point all along.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Disappointed not to find a guillotine emoji in my phone for this

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