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[-] [email protected] 120 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

“Reload” is what makes it real.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

But is there an American police issue weapon with 8 shots 🤔

[-] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago

Many police can and do carry their own firearms. I could see a rural or just general chud cop carrying a 1911, which is 7+1.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Good knowledge. Real it is

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Makes it a bit easier to gauge if you're feeling lucky, punk.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1911_pistol#Users

Wikipedia lists some use by SWAT and such but it doesn't mention any normal police use in the US.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

It wasn't his first romantic encounter of the day.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Aren't most handguns equipped with 13-18 rounds?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

You aren't required to fire until empty.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

No, but do the cops have the necessary restraint to not pull the trigger until it clicks?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

I guess it does remove the requirement of being able to count

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

SOP upon hearing an acorn

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

...but, but, they were scared! They were forced, no, coerced into firing until empty, because of the cruel crime of the missing license...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

True, but I don't know why you'd reload after 8 if that were the case.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Backup ammo in case you need to tactical reload before shooting the concerned bystanders.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Re- Lol 💀 D e d

[-] [email protected] 61 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

He has his robe and wizard hat

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I love that I knew exactly what classic it would be just from the bash.org archive link

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Bash.org died? So we now need an archive of an archive?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

backup-2-final

[-] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

Took me a while to realise that it was talking about the non-police role-playing as police.

Not police role-playing sexual scenarios, like it’s some regular daily part of their job.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Significantly better as just the screenshot, but POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥

[-] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Before realizing it said reload, I thought those were classic truncheon impacts.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Must be nice to live in some kind of heaven where cops don't mag dump in the presence of a loud noise

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I don't, but my onomatopoeia for gunfire isn't pow. That's for bludgeons or fists. Batman-style.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This is funny but I doubt that comes up in casual conversation, ever.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

It's not even that funny tbh

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