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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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Figured I'd squeeze another meme out of this template. I also fixed the stock footage in the last panel.

Bonus Content: A few of Tuvok's vetoes from the cutting room floor:

  • I do not own a 'Sharona' and cannot relate to the premise.
  • If someone is 'shot through the heart', they should seek medical attention and refrain from needless caterwauling.
  • It is not that tricky to 'rock a rhyme'.
  • Stick that cookie up my what?! Next!

Edit: Re-uploaded because my first draft of Vulcan dialog was terrible. Reworked Tuvok's lines.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shotgun handles navigation and, as a result, gets music selection privileges. At most 2 vetos from the driver, so Tuvok needs to slow his role.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The Aux Cord Prime Directive!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

FYI: Not defending his actions, I just know The Janeway would step in regardless.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Someone's getting a foot up his ass..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The Driver Responsibility Accords of Zeta 2 Reticuli expressly prohibit pulling rank when it comes to road trip music vetoes. Commander Tuvok is in clear violation.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Everybody loves Dolly.

I also really like Miley Cyrus’ cover of Jolene.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

I haven't heard it, but she does have a great voice and Dolly is her godmother, so I should really check it out.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But, you can't disrespect Black Betty like that!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When casting songs, Spotify would give trivia about the songs. It said "We Built This City" was voted the worst song of the 80s and basically that I should feel bad for having it in my playlist.

So anyway I use Plexamp now.