this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2024
364 points (100.0% liked)

196

16509 readers
2247 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
364
Rule of Service (slrpnk.net)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
top 9 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Your privacy is very important to us and our 293 partners.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago

We value your privacy. 2USD per datapoint, in fact, very profitable.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We are now sharing your soul with our trusted third parties. Your soul may be shared with our 9,728 partners. Please go to this link to opt out individually from every single one

Satan [opt out] [legitimate interest] Evil Wizard [opt out] [legitimate interest] The Skull [opt out] [legitimate interests] Your mum [opt out] [legitimate interests]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Would literally rather have my data go to an evil wizard than an evil capitalist. At least the wizard would find an interesting way to devastate my existence, instead of the capitalist's boring dystopia.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

If your privacy wasn't respected, your data would be worth a lot less!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

Only half of those should be "You cannot sue us", the other half should be "we can do whatever tf we want with your data".

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Meanwhile valve: You can now sue us. Please dont make us arbitrate.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

delete account? That easily? ha! the other button would also be accept

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I click the "More farten" button, what happens?