Holy shit, this guy works the greek restaurant near me. Every detail is right on - the tank top, tiny stool and even the magazine while he's waiting for customers.

Is this some stereotype I wasn't aware of??

Ive met guys like this before. I never could figure out how they always had a farmers tan but never wore shirts with sleeves. One of life's greatest mysteries.

Completely fair.

I am 100% certain I've seen this guy in a truck stop's restroom somewhere in Bulgaria! He sold me two squares of TP, it was one of those pay-to-pee things and the TP was ""complimentary.""

Mike ermantraut?

My dreams often contain conflict that is just bewildering as well. I feel this.

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