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[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy shit, this guy works the greek restaurant near me. Every detail is right on - the tank top, tiny stool and even the magazine while he's waiting for customers.

Is this some stereotype I wasn't aware of??

[–] [email protected] 152 points 1 month ago (4 children)

No, there's just only one Greek guy and he moves really fast

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

It's why he has to sit a lot between moving

Uses a lot of energy

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The QTGM, Quantum-Tunnelling Greek Man, is a-

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Oh god He found us. He slew this person before they eve-

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

A zigzag world line of schmoes with terrible taste in music.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That One Greek Guy as Every Electron In Every Universe.