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“Effective immediately, disaster wide -- cease inspections today and return to your hotels,” an alert from Vanguard Inspection Services read on Saturday. “FEMA received news that the Title 10 (active military unit deployed to NC) came across some trucks of militia units who said they were out hunting FEMA personnel.”

Vanguard was not immediately available for comment.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 days ago

The US collapsing in the next 3 weeks to spare the rest of the world endless election news bullshit would be pretty cool tbh

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago

Militias out here stopping the community from getting help is honestly too fuckin funny. Thank god Papaw got out his AR-15 and told some bean counter to get lost. Now the women and children can rest easy

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 days ago (1 children)

jesus-christ

Chuds out here manifesting their talking points

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Honestly, it's just the usual of whenever a disaster happens "anti-looting squads" go out and murder and loot themselves. This time it's "DUH FEMA!"

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Let's head out and secure these valuable lifegiving supplies before looters take them and waste them fellas 😎

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago

Our noble securing of supplies, their violent looting

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I remember listening to a podcast about this. How right wing chuds are looking to take the place of fema when disaster strikes and already have. Can't remember which podcast, maybe trillbillies

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The west, the imperial core in particular feels so doomed.

It won't be leftist groups that do mutual aid but a bunch of reactionary militia maniacs who between handing out aid to "the good ones" will murder and lynch a few POC and queer folk, and do some gender-violence on women and use their hero status to obfuscate their misdeeds and growing power.

It seems too convenient too, like something the bourgeoisie or the nat-sec state planned as a way to prevent the rise of organic left mutual aid groups who would spread class awareness and threaten the existence of the US and capitalism itself. They can also use the existence of these to claim government is inefficient and they should just give money (and legal murder powers) to these groups instead because they do it better. And when a communist mutual aid org is found all murdered in an area where these people are operating it will be obvious what happened but uncle Sam wanted them dead anyways so you know they'll probably just hand out more guns to them in return and they'll become more popular with cops.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Plenty of anarchist and marxist groups collaborate to do mutual aid. I follow a group on instagram who's been at the site doing water purification. blackpowderpress I think covered one of them.

It doesn't just seem convenient; there's historical precedence for it. While not natural disaster per say, fascists have been known to host AAs, "Masculinity Programs" and other niche social programs disguised as recruitment fronts. Further back, the government sponsoring radical militias to keep communists and socialist groups down is not uncommon or a element of the government (states and local/what not) to start funding these groups (I think of Chetniks for example). It's been going on a long, long time in the U.S especially and in this case it's more opportunist for them to establish a "popular front".

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 days ago

!! NEW STATE COLLAPSE DROPPING !!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks to neoliberal regulatory capture this stoppage probably just means VIS gets to send some of their staff home and keep all of the FEMA money.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Could this have been the whole point? I honestly wouldn't discount it

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey FEMA you come around my home looking to give disaster relief to my family who's dying of thirst and I got a little present for ya.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

imagine being one and a half feet tall and holding your normal sized guns in front of your miniature custom made office

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago

I was told hamas were the ones hogging all the food and stopping trucks. What even is this groups M. O

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The fuck does Vanguard Inspection Services even mean. Vanguard..inspections?? ???

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like some shell company hired by investors and paid for by the government.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Sure, I guessed that; but who does the naming for these? Do they just pick from a spreadsheet of generic PMC Metal-Gear name-lists and throw darts?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

I mean, outside of leftist discourse and Kojima Lore, the word "Vanguard" has a big association with

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vanguard_Group

The Vanguard Group, Inc. (commonly known as simply Vanguard) is an American registered investment advisor founded on May 1, 1975 and based in Malvern, Pennsylvania, with about $9.3 trillion in global assets under management as of May 2024. It is the largest provider of mutual funds in the world.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Yeah that’s what it seems like. Some baby brained failed tech CEO starts a company to extort the government while pretending to be helping people.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

It was only a matter of time. Surprised they haven't shot anyone yet tbh