I want a girl who is unvaccinated
I want a girl who prays in tongues
At a MAGA rally we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she is spoken to
She wants to work on her fit, fit body
She wants to rock it with her modest clothes
She's changing her surname to whatever mine is
She's trading her career to raise our nine kids

I want a girl with a short leash and who looooooves, loooooooooves Jesus!

muted trumpet

while I improve myself

Damn, he got like one aspect of this kind of correct, except you know that by "improving himself" he maybe at best means getting in better physical or financial shape instead of addressing the Scrooge McDuck-style vault full of red flags, and at worst he means sliding deeper into this disgusting worldview.

Prays in tongues? Lol poor moron doesn't even understand what he's saying.

First tip to “improve yourself”: don’t use the word “woke” as an unironic insult.

Also, consider being flexible on lots of things, particularly vaccines. It would be a shame if your dream girl died in the next pandemic.

I want a fundamentalist moron who let's me dominate her like a wife ought to.

I think he should just order the sex doll, it's exactly what he is asking for.

I just want an attractive, big titty goth girl, who worships Satan, wants to make fuck, is vaccinated, and has a slim body that she clothes in the sluttiest outfits she can find.

Is that too much to ask for??

They may be rare, but they do exist. Holding out, while I continue to get worse. 🤟🏻⚡️☠️💦

Of all the things wrong with the ad why would you imagine speaking in tongues is anything but literal mental illness.

Unvaccinated ones died at young age bruh

They exist, but usually die in their childhood of measels

“I will die alone” would have been quicker to post.

As for me, I'll take the exact opposite!

Oh wait. Except the woman part. I'm ok with that.

while I improve myself

🤭

This dude needs an anime waifu to hopefully prevent him from terrorizing real women

C'mon honey! Could you please pray in tongues for me again near my bussome?

He'll be an insel in no time

Came across another sovcit bodycam video. Came here to share it before I even watch it myself. Enjoy!

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