I want a girl who is unvaccinated
I want a girl who prays in tongues
At a MAGA rally we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she is spoken to
She wants to work on her fit, fit body
She wants to rock it with her modest clothes
She's changing her surname to whatever mine is
She's trading her career to raise our nine kids

I want a girl with a short leash and who looooooves, loooooooooves Jesus!

muted trumpet