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Keep holding on because this isn't the Handmaid's Tale, fuckface. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by [M] to c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world
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[–] 23 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Sorry, too late, we've already shipped the grungy atheist gamer man child to your address.

If it is not to your satisfaction, wrap it in the same packaging and we'll give you a return address. There will unfortunately be a restocking fee.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    He comes in what kind of stockings?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago*

    All of our products with the exception of the premium "Cat Boy" and "Kawaii Maid Boy" ship a bare, to allow our customers to customise them to their own tastes.

    If you give me your order number, I can look up the status of your order and confirm the shipping status for you?

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