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[-] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago

trump-anguish Biden was too weak to handle the 5 lb gummy worm but not me and I didn't get type II diabetes either.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

I kinda want a 5lb gummy worm now ngl

[-] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

Look, its gonna end up sitting in my intestines slowly dissolving either way.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

volcel-judge "Good thing Horny Jail has an infirmary."

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Of course! What else would I be doing with it???

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

i only if its sour like the trolli worms soviet-huff

[-] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Realizing I'm a moron because I had Syria and Lebanon's borders with Israel flipped in my mind, and was like "yeah Lebanon that landlocked country with ports on the Mediterranean. A construct that totally works geographically."

[-] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago

This is perfect satire because itll probably be a reality in a decade

[-] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

Does anyone have the Nancy Pelosi one where it's like this, but it's about how if she doesn't receive enough campaign donations her airplane in Chinese air space would get brought down by a hypersonic missile?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

that one was so good

[-] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

It's not right that the top 0.1% of people have 99% of the gummy

bern-disgust

[-] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Under my leadership, everyone will get a weekly supply of hexagonal gummy bears

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Hopefully that storage container is climate controlled.

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