Biden was too weak to handle the 5 lb gummy worm but not me and I didn't get type II diabetes either.

This is perfect satire because itll probably be a reality in a decade

Does anyone have the Nancy Pelosi one where it's like this, but it's about how if she doesn't receive enough campaign donations her airplane in Chinese air space would get brought down by a hypersonic missile?

It's not right that the top 0.1% of people have 99% of the gummy

Under my leadership, everyone will get a weekly supply of hexagonal gummy bears

Hopefully that storage container is climate controlled.