very serious country btw, which is global hegemony and largest empire the world has ever seen

nobody told football man to take wrapper off before eat.

football man was betrayed.

I was always told it's that he pardoned Nixon, but this probably didn't help at all.

Now, even le epic steak can be burnt to ashes and drowned in ketchup and the chuds will still see the wet boy doing that as some paragon of their ways.

There's also a brave pretzel, that tragically failed to assassinate Dubya (by choking)

So many cultural minefields to cross...anyone remember the George HW Bush incident with the grocery scanner? That was blamed in part for his loss to Clinton.

I dunno how much we should trust Mike Huckabee's understanding of politics

just biting onto the husk and slurping it out that's cuisine right there

CIA chore boy

If i ever do this i'm going to make sure i wear a white shirt, get sauce on my shirt, wipe stuff off my face at least twice, and order takeout for my entire bodyguard detail, in front of the cameras.