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[-] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

Imagine thinking fucking asmongold is somehow woke.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

I'm so tired of learning about new streamers. Who the fuck is asmongold? Why would he be/not be Woke? What is he even streaming about? WOW? That's old shit. Stop talking about it. We need to stop all this streaming until we can figure out what's going on.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Who the fuck is asmongold?

Popular streamer who is basically the human version of a cockroach (eats trash, lives in filth), has the physique of a emaciated crack addict, and spends all his time gaming and gooning to game waifus. Has predictably terrible takes on everything but is always smug as hell about it.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

he's very annoying but he's not new, he's been around for a decade or something. i think of him as the evil version of cr1tikal

[-] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

the evil version of cr1tikal

What did I just say about saying the names of streamers I haven't heard of?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Who is he? Irrelevant. Why wouldn't he be woke? Because he's a gamer streamer. That's all you need to know!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Screaming into a microphone in a way that gets children to pay you is yet another kind of liberalism. heated-gamer-moment

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I think what they were saying is that asmongold complained about wokeness for money (at least, that reading is more coherent imo)

[-] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

it's a wonder these people can remember to breathe.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Space Marine 2 is woke? How? 40k is like the most fash setting in existence.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

i think because women are imperial guard even though that is absolutely canon and always has been

[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

how the fuck else are they going to have literally trillions of soldiers? gender ratios are generally even, you take a trillion dudes out of the gender economy and it's gonna skew that all crazy (and would mean IF ANYTHING even more characters in 40k should be female, because all the dudes are fucking dying in the Imperial Guard)

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Unless you have cultural reasons, or are using clones of just one person, your army should not be all of one gender.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

even if you cloned one person IMO there would probably be enough random biological and experiential differences that at least some of them would be trans

like I'm a cis dude and ignorant by default but I'm still pretty sure there's no "trans gene" yknow, yfeel me

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Or they're all women, if you're a weird freaky worm God Emporer

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Oh so it's just chuds being chuds. I hope they all get their brains ventilated by their own hands.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

No joke, because one of your squadmates is black and there's several female members of the Guard

That's the shit they're complaining about. One black main character out of literally dozens of white ones is now too woke

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It could be the goddamn Turner Diaries, chuds will find a way to call it woke because...idk, the "protagonist" actually had a challenge to overcome and didn't just one-shot everyone on earth with aryan laser vision on the first page or whatever.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

one-shot everyone on earth with aryan laser vision on the first page

homelander-alright

[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

It's the ratchet effect, they need to keep finding newer and newer things to deem woke until nothing is left alone.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"HATRED" is woke because the intro monologue has a very vague and nonspecific reason for the mass murder spree that doesn't use any heated-gamer-moment words.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

i really hate gamers

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

How did roach man cause this dumb list? Everyone seems to be talking about it but I do t know the lore

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