this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Who made this, an Argonian?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, I think Argonians would encourage negative talk about swamps to discourage travellers to their bog, not unlike Shrek or New Jersey.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Depends on the mood.

Just a lazy day? Talk shit about the swamp.

Hist wants to expand the swamps a bit? Talk 'em up, and when people come, show them why the Oblivion Gates of Blackmarsh were closed so quickly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No their writing is lustier. So I’ve been told.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

don't listen to Crassius Curio

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

An aiel wrote this

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What - and I cannot stress this enough - the fuck?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

There's a quagmire joke in here somewhere

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh this reminds me of that joke about someone being said to talk a lot of shite, and through the magic of political correctness, ends up being described as a huge provider of growth or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I know exactly what joke you're talking about but I have no idea how to search for the proper phrasing of it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Big Tree is coming for us.