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[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I love how the parents named all their kids after terrorists.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Not the weirdest spanish name I've seen. Usnavy is a girls name in some parts of the spanish speaking world. It comes from US Navy on sailors uniforms. It's pronounced like oos-NAH-vee.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In the French colonies, some indigenous people wanted to give their children French names, but they didn't know them. So they looked the names of the saints in the calendar. However for the 14th of July French calendars generally don't show the name of this day's saint, but the fact that it's France's National Day, the “Fête nationale” in French, often abbreviated to “Fêt. Nat.”. This is how the first name “Fetnat” appeared.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is how you name goldfish, not people.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

I would've gone for "Osama Fin Laden" in this case.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Saddam Hussein and Saddam Hussein's Best Friend.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I hope they are ok. I haven’t heard about them in a lot time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ooiiiiim from boooaaaaaston!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

God damn, some of the most Twisted fucking parents in the history of mankind

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Georgia: Daaaaad Osama's hitting me again!

Dad (Georgio H): not again... Damnit, where'd he get off to? Saddam! Get your ass down here!

Did you tell him to do that? You bout to get a whoopin of ass destruction

Saddam: 💀

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Hmm, better name but automatically a call for dead parents would be Batman bin Suparman.