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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

My theory, which is mine and belongs to me, is as follows: cough He forgets, keeps on trying and then posts about it again cooooouuuuugggghh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Give him a break, it's such a witty observation after all!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Is the image of himself in the mirror really himself or just a picture of himself? Is reality really real? ;-p

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Another thought to disturb a restful slumber, especially if you are vain: I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I think this comment thread is glitched out

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (7 children)

That's actually incorrect, the light reflected by the mirror is time delayed based on 2 x the width of glass on the mirror so you are just kissing a slightly older version of you.

A world renowned scientist like neil should know better

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I think it's time we move on from Neil he's essentially a parrot of common science facts anyway at this point. Id rather hear contemporary experts over dated TV personalities.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Narcissus DeGrasse Tyson?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I've been learning a lot of things about him on Lemmy recently that seem to be confirming a suspicion I had when watching a star talk episode.

He had a guest that was just this tiny guy sitting close enough that Tyson was able to touch him, and boy did he do a lot of touching... Felt really odd and I always wondered if he was actually not so cool and yet another one of "those guys."

Obviously this post isn't all that bad, but definitely a strange thing to want to repeat so many times lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Knew there had to be an Umami enjoyer here

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

When you take recycling too far.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

This always makes me laugh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Well tye comment section in this thread is a trip; reality has encountered a duplication error.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I like to think that he knows

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In my opinion he disremembers it, attempting further and then writes a new entry about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

NDT's AIM profile in 2003:

I'm thinking it's a sign That the freckles in our eyes Are mirror images And when we kiss They're perfectly aligned

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