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[–] 101 points 2 years ago

Don't call it anything. Ignore it and maybe it will go away.

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  • [–] 82 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    I mean, it’s not like twitter was ever a beacon of glory, pre-Elon twitter was still twitter

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    Ok well maybe a beacon of glory is a bit out there for Twitter, but there was a time where it was actually cool and unique.

    Like back in the day where you could interact with it over plain SMS lol

    I feel old.

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  • [–] 51 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    Xitter (pronounced shitter)

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Ummm … how?!? I just copied that text and it worked. 🤯

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Because it's text.

    There are more kind of letters then just our latin alphabet. Cyrillic, aboriginal Canadian and even Chinese and Japanese can be typed by just text for instance (日本語の例え)

    In the same vein, mathematical and other scientific symbols can be typed using just text, and 𝕏 is the symbol that stands in place for arbitrary distance in a formula.

    Basically, it's just a (mathematical) letter, it can be typed.
    That's also why their new CEO had difficulties copyrighting it; it's just a letter, after all!

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Sorry twitter was always trash

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago

    There is simple solution: just ignore it. Don't refer to it in any way.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (14 children)

    It's not like it was a hostile take over. They played their part when Musk talked shit and they sued him to follow through with the purchase. They could have easily kept it, but they wanted the money instead.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Not that they are blameless - far from it - but they had a fiduciary responsibility to pursue the deal because it was good for their shareholders

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Twitter has never, even dating back to it's inception, never ever ever turned a profit. The whole reason Elon mockingly offered to buy it was because they were looking for, and struggling to find, a buyer. They just wanted to break even and walk away.

    Instead Elon was like "Hur dur I got 43 billion for ya!" And Twitter was like "SOLD! No takesies backsies!". And Elon was like "Wait, wut?"

    And then Elon carried a sink through the lobby in protest.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Hey, don't rewrite history - twitter was always notoriously bad, under Elon it surely got even worse though.

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    [–] 21 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    For me, it’s simpler than that: I’m gonna deadname his company as long as he keeps deadnaming his daughter

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    But Twitter has always been shit.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    People now have fond memories of twitter? Insane.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    They have $44 billion dollar bills to wipe away the tears.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I don't understand why anyone would care this much about a social media website

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Those people sold it to musk. They were tech bros whose goal from the start was to get a massive buyout and bail. They don't deserve your respect anymore than musk does.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    The way I look at it, if Elon Musk is gonna deadname his own child, I'm sure as shit gonna deadname the corporation he tanked

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    The following is a tremendously disproportionate analogy given that we're talking about a microblogging website, but I really don't think there's any better term for it:

    It's really less like you're calling Twitter by its deadname and more like you're refusing to call it by its slave name. Twitter didn't come up with this on its own, some guy just rolled up and said "I'm changing your name because yours isn't cool enough." Like, fukken Kunta Kinte.

    Again, very unfortunate that that's the only comparison that comes to mind but I'm really blanking on anything else. Jean Valjean, I guess. Maybe Darth Vader. Locutus of Borg.

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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Previously, it was a shithole.
    Now, it's a Nazi shithole.

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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I mean, what you personally call it isn't really going to make any difference, so if we're trying to optimize your mental health, just reframe the naritive in your head. You're still calling it Twitter to honor what it used to be, back when you respected it. You are refusing to acknowledge the nazi dumpster fire it has become, even if you still need to talk about it.

    I personally basically never have a reason to mention the site when taking to another person, but if/when I do, I'll call it Twitter just because I think it would annoy Elon, if he somehow knew.

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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    We should call it "X, the social media site formerly known as Twitter." Every time. Yes it sounds ridiculous, because it is.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Twitter is gone. It died the day Elon fired most of its staff.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    I have despised twitter since basically its inception.

    1. The character (original) character limit fundamentally means you are strongly encouraged to limit conversation to basically soundbites, slogans, and pithy comments. Even though this was changed later, it still created a culture that generally mocks anything long winded.

    While its true that brevity is the soul of wit, wit is not the same thing as a detailed and nuanced discussion of a complex topic.

    It thus lends itself to being an optimal tool for political slogans, celebrity gossip, and direct corporate advertisement.

    1. Twitter is far, far, faaar too open ended, as in one to many kind of network connections. Its a dream come true also for narcissistic, attention seeking individuals who want to win Twitter.

    2. Twitter blew up before Facebook completely shifted (enshittified?) their entire model from being focused on actually connecting friend groups, and directly pushed Facebook toward just being an unmitigated firehose of 'content' from every which way, which just became the norm for 'social media' design.

    Of course X now is even fucking worse, but I am so glad its dying.

    The way I see it, Twitter contributed heavily toward destroying the older, more personal formats of social media, it helped destroy the old forum culture of the net where people had communities and a measure of intellect, privacy and respect.

    It took the sincerity out of online discourse, and was foundational in shifting the internet from a 'place' with lots of weird locales, into some kind of Eldritch god's sick joke of a species level omni-mirror, reducing online humanity to a popularity contest of political slogans, narcissistic clout chasers, gossip mongers, and corporate sloganeering and brand worship... and giving all of this to us in an undifferentiated constant flow.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I am with you on almost all this, but I'm not sure about this:

    a culture that generally mocks anything long winded.

    Don't you remember the many-part tweets? Super common and all but admitting how fucking moronic the character limit was. The character limit alone made Twitter a huge piece of shit that I always hated. And I'm with you that it never made anything better. People argued for years that Twitter was good specifically because of that limit. I never understood that argument in the least.

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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    I mean lets not overdo it the algorithms were becoming very trash before it was bought up but it was usable. Peak twitter was like 2017

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Twitter was no better than x lol

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    [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I like xitter… which someone told me was pronounced “shitter”. Seems right.

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