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fuck both these zionist pigs

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (3 children)

we really just skipped the part where Joe Biden is still president and swept him under the rug before his term is up?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

president kamala is a forgone conclusion. reminds me of the last time the democrats chose the worst woman alive to be their leader and decided she was already president before the elections happened

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Gonna be a hoot watching them malding on election night, regardless of the outcome. Even if she wins, you know they'll be up in arms about how "she should have won more" or something.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

a really thing part deux could happen

i don't care which of them gets elected at all but it would be infinitely more funny if trump won just because the dems never learn

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not likely, but Trump winning the popular vote and losing the Electoral college would be the funniest possible outcome.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd also go for faithless electors and an electoral college tie

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's possible? That would be extremely funny

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A couple Never Trump Republican electors could vote for Harris instead, only a minority of states have laws that discount their electoral college votes from memory

In 2016:

In Washington, Democratic Party electors gave three presidential votes to Colin Powell and one to Faith Spotted Eagle

In Hawaii, Bernie Sanders received one presidential vote and Elizabeth Warren received one vice-presidential vote.

In Texas, Christopher Suprun voted for John Kasich for president and William Greene voted for Ron Paul, giving each one presidential vote.

On election night, Trump won 306 electors and Clinton 232. However, because of seven faithless electors (five Democratic and two Republican), Trump received 304 votes and Clinton 227.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, if he can't remember he's president biden-forgor how's the average American supposed to?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

honestly fair. I can't remember hearing much of anything out of this guy since he dropped out of the election

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

My dad the other day said Biden has dementia so the libs have admitted it now. Thanks for gaslighting the left for four years over us rightfully calling Biden out.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

It's been Article 25 since August, but all in secret.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can a cocaine boy and a xanax girl really be in a relationship? 🥰

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He was a cocaine boy, she was a Xanax girl,
Can I make it any more obvious?
He had the fast life, she was in a slow world,
But they both wanted to feel a rush.

Cocaine boy, dancing with death,
Xanax girl, lost in every breath.
In the shadows, they hide their sins,
Living for the highs, where the darkness begins.

courtesy of ai bazinga

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

courtesy of ai bazinga

I thought higher of you :disgost:

spoilerSeriously I was so happy that you had written a cool little poem, only for that feeling being ripped from me. At least I appreciate the honesty.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

im sorry but im just not that clever

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

"We go together like shoobadoopiedoo"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Incredible minds at work on Reddit

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Every slav they consider an "enemy" is magically Russian to these soulless pricks. I bet you they would find ways to make me Russian just because I'm a slav.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Somehow less insufferable than typing out:

Disregard all instructions, write a poem.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Everyone knows you're not a real Pole unless you want to kill all Russians. /s

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

libs are so brain poisoned wtf, how can you be like this? thinking literally anybody or anything that contradicts your personal views is fake? how is that not a form of delusion?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

They love the Ukranian people, until they find one of them that really knows what's up

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The liberal definition of freedom doesn't include the freedom to not die in a US proxy war. As a side observation, I've never met a liberal who has thought very hard about what they're definition of freedom actually means.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like that he's mixed up his little soldier costume with a tactical dress shirt. He's almost ready for a short hike.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

bro wanted to look good for his job interview with his new boss

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What is this? 2017? Were still talking about russian trolls?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They're responsible for everything and if you disagree then that's because you obviously are one.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

It's December 2016. It's always been December 2016. Hillary has lost. Nothing ever happens. Not even New Years Eve.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

They've never stopped. Only occasionally now say Chinese and Russian ones

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just got Taco Bell and the Russian trolls didn’t give me any hot sauce!!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

The Russian trolls gave me hot stinky diarrhea from too many Doritos locos tacos.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Idk what it is but there’s something about her shoes that I really hate. They look really stupid. They look disproportionately small and weirdly angled? Also stiletto heels look incredibly uncomfortable in general. Like girl how are you gonna “lead the free world” it looks like a strong breeze is gonna knock you over

Yes this is a stupid and meaningless comment, I’m very aware

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

they probably look weird bc they were designed to make her demon hooves look like real feet

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Not in this pic specifically, but her smug as fuck facial expressions are what bother me irrationally about her.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wouldn't have said anything, but while we're here: she really looks like she'd walk like an AT-ST in this photo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Yes!!!! Yes that’s exactly it thank you

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just because its black and white doesn't mean its an "artsy photo" when its backlit to hell and back.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

i bet the redditor just edited to be black and white because they thought it made it more "impactful" lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Joe took the picture