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[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Whomst in our midst has not knowingly funded a genocide? Cancel culture is so out of hand

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago (1 children)

YOU LIBERALS KNOWINGLY FUNDED GENOCIDE AGAINST THE TIMORESE...

BUT THE ONLY GENOCIDE I'D KNOWINGLY FUND IS AGAINST LANDLORDS*!!!

^*in^ ^the^ ^free^ ^and^ ^open-source^ ^voxel-based^ ^sandbox^ ^video^ ^game^ ^"Minetest"^

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

I love you for the Minetest clause

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"Everyones favorite person in history did something wrong" is such flattening apologetics. This is the same as double genocide theory. Its only use is to make Nazis look better and smear communists.

Its not that a figure like Stalin was perfect, but their is a difference between any critism of him and any US president, because he was involved in a socialist project (building up and safeguarding the USSR, and defeating fascism). US presidents "doing something wrong" are advancing the intetests of a white supremacist empire, or personal enrichment (like owning slaves).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Sure Nixon might've commited sexual assault, but have you considered the fact that Castro also had sex? smuglord

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"I want to remove our violent oppressors by any means necessary so we can be free and happy" - Bad violent leftist who ruins parties

"I knowingly sent material support for a genocide resulting in the deaths of 300,000+ people literally being gunned down in the street, oopsie doopsy everyone makes mistakes" - "Wholesome" "Nicest fucking dude"

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Everyone in the comments is going "yeah well who's your favorite historical figure?! I bet they weren't a very good person either!" and I'm just replying "smuglord whataboutism"

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

I know it's petty but nothing is more satisfying than using smug liberal d i s c o u r s e against them

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 years ago

Liberals: Nice try tankie, but all of our leaders and popularised heroes commit genocide, so it can't be criticism smuglord

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

My favorite historical person is John Brown and he only did two things wrong. He should have brought more soldiers to Harpers Ferry and I read somewhere he would yell at his kids sometimes.

Everything else he did was cool and good

john-brown

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He should have brought General Tubman and let her lead the thing

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

General Tubman is my other favorite historical person. Am I allowed to have multiple favorites?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

liberalism: Sorry in communism you are rationed only with one favorite historical person.

:left-unity-4: Anarcho-communist Polycules: Have as many favorite persons as you'd like!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

I thought about it but it was more fun just to out smug the smuglords

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I dont think he just yelled at his kids

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Aw man, did he beat his kids? I mean I know it was the 1840s and times were different but that's sad.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I ran a stop light once because I was on my phone and didn't see it. That makes me literally the same as Hitler. I don't make the rules I just follow them. Well except when I don't, and that also makes me literally the same as Mussolini.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You know who else followed rules? Nazis. Bet you don't think you're so high and mighty now, do you smuglord

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Oh shit oh fuck I'm doomed wojak-nooo

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Neoliberalism began with Carter, not Reagan. I hate when liberals blame Reagan for the world’s problems. Yes, Reagan sucks, but much of why he sucks actually comes from Carter. They are both monsters who have been rehabilitated like almost every other fucking dogshit president. (The only presidents who did good things were FDR and Lincoln and they still deserve prison time for the bad things they did.)

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Yeah, you have a point but Reagan is the more natural target since while Carter did start to implement certain neoliberal policies, for Reagan it was his calling and religion since well before he became president (back when he was campaigning for Goldwater and when he was governor of California), he was a zealous convert to neoliberalism and is the one that established it as the state religion of the United States.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

I mean....

American presidents. People who assisted with genocide.

same-picture

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

I got in an argument with some lib on twitter who insisted that their personal forgiveness of his crime of assisting in the genocide of east timor should have been enough for me to rehabilitate him.

Libs just dont want to divorce themselves from America.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If only this person could take a second and thi k about why it is that every US president does war crimes worthy of Nuremburg style treatment including the "nicest guy ever" Jimmy Carter.

Like, maybe there's something wrong with the office of the US presidency and the US government in general and perhaps both should be abolished for, at least, the sake of world peace and peoples liberation???

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

But you don't understand, Obama had no choice but to drone bomb anything brown and keep Guantanamo Bay running a concentration camp

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

smuglord so your fav leader did a fucky wucky, we all make mistakes

pain

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

#justreddit-logothings

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

The first red comment there got to -60 before the thread got locked, I consider this to be a finer award than any Reddit badge

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Wow I didn't know that you could set an overly verbose leftist meme to such a catchy beat

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why does that dancing duck look so familiar?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's from a Hololive meme, someone made a gif of a vtuber dancing with the duck and it got big from this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ccoZhuNlls

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The finest piece of Hololive related media, however, is not a dance at all

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I did not expect Kenneth Branagh, but I heartily approve of his inclusion into the holo-lore and Korone's inclusion into the Kenneth Branagh Shakespearean performance group alongside legends such as patrick-lenin and Denzel Washington

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Not sure. They get around maybe?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

no more half measures walter

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

HES LIKE FREAKING MR. ROGERS soypoint-1 soypoint-2

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)