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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Reports published late Monday evening describe how the pathogen rapidly colonises the bumbum hole and the weewee tubes causing the victim to lose bowel and bladder control.

Early developments show photos and videos of Hezbollah fighters literally shidding and pissing and it's totally true.

Peepee-poopooitis is not known to be fatal, however it can cause extreme dehydration and cope. Especially virulent forms can result in terminal shitposteroma, a dangerous type of cancer that affects the posting glands.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Honestly i didn't write this one as a gotcha, I wanted to find a way to highlight 72t's fantastic comment about defeatism (linked) and lampoon people who uncritically share Zionist propaganda

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

“That doo-doo isn’t ours. They just stick on our company brand,” Mr. Hshit told journalists, adding that in return his company received a share of the profits

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