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[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

My email is whatever shit protonpass comes up with when I generate a random alias. Phone number is 3334445566 Name is: lol no Gender is undisclosed DoB is January 1st of the first year I can select. Otherwise, 1900 And income is 1.

There, free WiFi.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

That said...A wifi access point that requests that info is almost certainly not private for every other trackable thing you do with that wifi, however.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 weeks ago

It's good practice to assume that this is true of every network you don't control.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

If it's an open WiFi (no WPA password) packets are not encrypted anyway, so anyone on this AP can easily see everything that comes through it. A decade ago, when most websites allowed plain HTTP, there was a Firefox extension which let you hijack the Facebook or Twitter session of anyone connected to an open WiFi with a couple of clicks.

Nowadays everything is hopefully encrypted at the application level, so while attackers can see where the data goes, they can't actually read it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Everything you do on a public WiFi should be through a VPN anyway. Just in case you accidentally forget you are on it and log in somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

I usually use:
Email - [email protected]
Name - Nah Nope
Gender - prefer not to say
DoB - same as you
Phone - just random digits, or if I'm feeling spicy the phone number of a guy I used to be buddies with who fucked me over
Income - never been asked for this yet, probably go with something outlandish....like 1

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I went to a restaurant recently that asked me to pay my bill with the QR code on the tablet. Scanned it, and the first thing it did was ask for my phone number to verify my "account" by sending me a code.

The server didn't understand that I wasn't going to do that, and they needed to run my credit card like normal or I wasn't paying.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh man. If I need to download an app to pay for a meal I'm never going back to that place again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

usually just the website, but yes, I agree.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm like: "I only have a work phone, I can't do things like that on it."

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

That's why in some ways I don't mind that my country still pays for mobile data, because I just don't even bother at restaurants anymore "oh, I've run out of data, I can't scan that, here's my money"

Because of how severely covid lock downs hit our state, every single restaurant I've been to in the last 5 years has used a QR code to order and pay.

I have allergies, so this means I mostly just order black coffee when it's QR only.

I'm not giving you all of my personal details for an overpriced $5 black coffee. The result is that I sit there with my friends, fiddling my thumbs, not buying anything.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

But what's the big deal? It's just an account, sir. Everyone does it. It doesn't mean anything.

These are the thoughts of people who truly have no idea what's going on in the world, and those people are abundant.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm often [email protected] with a name of admin admin, a birth date of 01/01/1970 a phone number of 4041234567 and address of 123 main street anytown, USA

And then if they expect me to retrieve info from said email or phone number I simply move on

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The professionals try to insert some xss attacks into the forms; or all kinds of quote and comma characters in case the data is exported as csv at some point :)

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago

Bro, just one more piece of info bro. Come on bro, just one more piece of your personal info and I'll let you sign on to the "free" wifi. Bro come on bro, just one more piece of personal info, it's no big deal for some wifi bro.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What would stop you from using random, invented data?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Don't use random, invented data. That's wrong. Use the real data of a ceo or other executive from a company that spammed you. Or if you have the time find out who owns the mall and use their information.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's so evil and so amazing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I recently did something similar. My daughter's orthodontist practice (it's a large office with multiple locations) from a few years ago sent a spam txt message. I tracked down the owner of the practice and called the office, "I have a new phone number. Please change it on my records."

And gave the owner's home number."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds more like justice from down here.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

But... that requires the internet to research

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Asshole ExBosses are totally fair after a mandatory 3 year cooling off period.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You wouldn't just go on the internet and lie would you?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

No but lie and then go on the internet, that’s a different story

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Rule of thumb on the Internet, if you can't see how it's payed for (subscriptions, ads, donations...) then you probably pay with your personal data.

Especially true for apps and games. "Play totally free, no annoying adds or in-app purchases" means "Here is a trojan horse pretending to be a game while farming every possible information from your device to sell to the highest bidder".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Small shout out to Apple here, perhaps, for their little privacy report card. Here is Angry Birds 2:

A transcription app by a cool solo dev:

Y'all trust these?

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Email: [email protected] Address: 123 Main St Phone: 555-555-5555 DoB: 01/01/2000 Gender: other (all) Income: $3.50

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I always do 1970-01-01 to confuse the developers

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

You need to replace a lot of those words with profanity to get the message across.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Even kids know how to enter fake data.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

That's when I use the oldest human invention: LYING.

Fake email, fake address, tell them I make more than the highest option they give for the income, make up the entirely unique gender of squorp, etc.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

They don't care. They're just turning around and repeating your lies to whatever advertiser is so stupid as to believe their demographic sales pitch.

Hurt them by not using it. That's the biggest number that feeds their machine.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure hitting someone with a rock pre-dates lying. Try that instead next time.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Walmart does similar now, though they don't ask all that much. The bogus account I set up is...

Email: [email protected]

Password: Walmart1

Name: Anonymous Human

Enjoy your anonymous free WiFi at Walmart haha!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I like [email protected], same for first/last name. Only problem is I'm not the only one so sometimes it's already taken.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes. They deserve nothing. LIE.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

This is what I do.

Today I signed into some "free" wifi as Joe mama ([email protected])

Smooth sailing for Joe after that.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Autofill with my fake profile info.

Name: Go.
firstname: Fuck.
Email: [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Check email for verification link.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Here's a secret those free wifi providers don't want you to know: usually, they don't check your email or ask you to verify it, so you can just enter [email protected] If they do show a second screen asking for an email, just create a tempmail adress on cellular and switch back to verify. It works 99.99% of the time.

Edit: you also don't have to enter any real personal information, how would they know?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

I always use famous people, just in case someone is checking the data and assumes that Tom Cruise or Sydney Sweeney decided to stop in Cambridge for a quick bite to eat in Nandos before staying in the Travelodge.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I just clone someone else's already active mac address, it works every time

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

I've never given a real email to these. I just bash the keys on my phones with random letters and decide whether it's going to be gmail, aol, or yahoo that day...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, it's not a swindle. What you do is, see, you give 'em all your credit card numbers, and if one of them is lucky, they'll send you a prize!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

On some public networks, my Wireguard VPN just doesn't work. Although I can connect to my server using SSH, so I assume the network was configured to block certain ports or how else can it block VPN connections?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Many networks block UDP ports, which is what wireguard uses. If you can configure the serverside part of the VPN, you could try running it on port 123, which is used for the network time protocol (ntp), which also uses UDP and is open nearly everywhere

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Bro, look, there's an open wifi network here now. Signal kinda sucks out here. Imma try it.

....it's loading a login screen

they want my employee number

close it and never think about using it again

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Fake info, then VPN.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can save different identities using one password and then every time you sit down at your computer you can just make up new details for those identities in one password so that when you go to the mall, You're not always Chungus McGrungledunk, but sometimes they're going to be offering a free trial to, Faurtstick Blastschish or whatever name I give the email address I spin up for the purpose.

It's good to register a burner domain that you don't care about and once you have the processed enough different identities through it simply stop renewing it and sign up for new one.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

i have an alter ego called Nunya Business

email: [email protected]

he uses a VPN when connected to public wifi

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