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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are we absolutely sure, someone in German military command didn't pull out a file labeled "Unerwartethochwassersturmkriegangriffplan" from a dusty old cabinet somewhere, in anticipation of this natural disaster?

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago

Dear god, no, just imagine the bureaucracy. First you have to contact the Bundesamt für Soldatenspontangrenzüberschreitung for a Überraschungshochwasservortäuschungsmanöverbewegungskriegsplanerlaubnisantragsvorlage.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We germans are sure to return criminal and illegal floods on our border to the original country! No water from poland here, the water arrived there first and thus has to stay there!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

We all know Germans reject all water that doesn't have its papers properly filled out and signed in triplicate.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

My troops are just passing through.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Just so long as there are no Russians coming in the other side this time...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The name Donald Tusk sounds like a satire between Donald Trump and Elon Musk

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 month ago

Liar and thief, so fits. But dude stole enough (and then, prolly, earned second that through legitimate means) that he's currently hella better choice than either of scums above.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah, it’s all coming together

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Based warning, I like this Tusk more and more. Everything from his name to his hoodie says, I just want to stand on the beach and drink a cold beer.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he's in hoodie because he visited the flooded region today. as of surname, it might be related to germanic root tysk- like how you have "tyskland" in danish meaning "germany" (he's kashubian, and that region had strong german and scandi influences). donald tusk is the face of boring moderates™ that were main opponents of previous batshit insane conservative government, and that particular rumor mill has a significant conservative slant

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Thanks for the sauce!