She is right, using 0 index for physical stuff is stupid.

And then he texts back 'where are you?' And then she texts back 'the first table' and he replies 'umm I'm here too. But I don't see you' confused she asks him ' table 0p?' And then '01*?' He says 'no, 00.' Releaved she says 'lol I am at table 01' he chuckles 'I am at 00, I'll go find you'

Later they get married and have kids. But relationship collapses and it ruins both of them and they cannot find the heart to love anyone again. Their children grow up broken and struggle through life. Some get arrested end up in prison, all of them repeatedly fall into a series of toxic relationships for the rest of their lives.

In the UK it's called a ground table.

She was a lua girl, he was every other programming language guy. It was not ment to happen.

Don't wanna state the obvious, but it looks like they still ended up staring at each other for the rest of the evening.

They have shown that they still love each other, so hope they can work with their one irreconcilable difference.

If you love me meet me at first floor

Americans 😢 British 🤷‍♂️

It’s for the best

That is why my restaurant will number tables by UUID.

they were never meant to be together, they would confuse the hell out of each other. Imagine they have two kids and she says pick kid[1] from the school, then what?

The real punch line is that in a cafe run by programmers, esoteric rules are in full force, but tables 0 and 1 are no where near each other.

🙅 zeroth, first, second, third
👉 Zerost, onest, twost, threest

maybe she's a lua developer

Hey, if she thinks 1 is 1st index then you dogged dodged a bullet and deserve better.

Happy now all you English majors.

Wouldn't it be nice if documentation used the words index and offset consistently?

DROP TABLE 01;

This would work better as Nth floor of a building

1st table is not equal to table 01 because there no 0st table

I still mess this up for lists in Python...

I love how they're looking at each other

IS THIS Love Advice From the Great Duke of Hell??

(it's a webcomic, I loved the story)

Isn't the guy at the zeroith table?

This thread is a great example of why they don’t like to let (most) software developers talk to the customers.