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I said that's ok, Doc, I prune up after just a few hours.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

My doctor diagnosed me with "Epiploic Appendagitis", incredibly painful, but not dangerous. Said "It's like appendicitis, but on the other side."

"So... 'Table-of-Contents-itis.'"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I'm loathe to admit that took me a considerable amount of time to get.

And then had the smallest exhalation through the nose