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Putin encourages Russians to have sex at work amid falling birth rate (indianexpress.com)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To raise their motivation to come to work, right?

insert padme meme

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean.......I'd fuck Padme.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but you'd fuck Jar Jar, so...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Not you, soldiers!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Oh but they do! Dedovshchina is love, dedovshchina is life!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

And if they don't.. their wives are at home encouraged to have sex at Work........

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