We solved this like a year ago! Though I had completely forgotten what it actually was.

Lemmings is just the best name for us. It's so anti-corporate, you can rest assured not a single PR team would ever greenlight it in the history of PR teams. We don't need a PR team to approve our nickname, we don't want a PR team to approve our nickname, we don't want to have anything to do with whatever a PR team wants.

In case anyone was unsure, lemmings don't even jump off cliffs, that was literally just Disney staff throwing lemmings off cliffs like a bunch of psychopaths.

Lemme lend my fellow lemmings some lemons.

Guys, come quick!!!! I found the cliff!!!!!

Not Feds 🤮

I'm not so sure of your solution, but as an Mbinner....

Meow

Another good one is Glasgow -> Glaswegians. Here's a pretty interesting article about a few odd demonyms:

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/demonyms-linguistics-nicknames

The demonym “Glaswegian” comes, linguists think, as an analogy of the Irish city of Galway. “Glasgow” and “Galway” are two fairly similar looking words. And Galway has long had its own analogy with another similar-looking word: Norway. Galway’s demonym is “Galwegian,” as an analogy of “Norwegian.” So “Glaswegian” is a sort of a photocopy-of-a-photocopy of Norwegian. Not something anyone could ever guess!

Get with the times, now it's jeans.

No wait, it's now... Nope, already changed, it's back to beans again, carry on.

I think we're beams now. I keep seeing them everywhere. beans and beams.

Lemmyvores?