My captor must have had experience working help desk. I've endured people eating chips and sandwiches, chewing gum, and sniffling with stopped up sinuses right in my ear, while trying to focus on fixing their computer.
this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2024
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they're eating the ~~cat~~pussy
You want them to eat cats? In this political climate? 😄
Oysters
Ribs. It's ribs.
Ice cubes
Bananas.
Peanuts
nuclear samyang buldak (spicy noodles).
they have to eat it japanese style where they have to slurp. i think the sounds would be too tempting asmr.
Aluminum foil.
This would be literal torture to my wife. I think after watching enough movies with sound effects, eating food, and seeing her reactions it would be the sound of people eating spaghetti with their hands, audibly slurping up the noodles, chewing with their mouths open, combined with loudly smooching and making kissing sounds. They're also popping their necks and elbows throughout the process. She might literally go crazy if she was forced to listen to that for a long period.
I dont care what they are eating, but they are eating it in one of these
The sound of these things opening gives me nightmares
Sand
Cottage cheese.
CRAB!
My hubs loves them so I get to sit across the table and listen as he brutally cracks open his food.
You know what they do with the legs, yeah?
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dim sum and they have a clicky jaw
Spoonful after spoonful of cereal with milk. Nothing worse
My stepdad - generally an okay Rick Moranis type and a wizard at the penny stocks - had a quirk. We found out he specifically hated people sucking the sauce off their fingers after eating chicken wings; that kind of thing.
Oh God, we were relentless.
Itt: people with Misophonia.
Ramen. And they are slurping like an 85 year old man who hasn't had to care in 6 decades.
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Honey. Licking makes me want to remove my ears
Pudding, with their fingers
Preferably the captor
Their words.
Tete de Veau
Literally anything. They don't have to exaggerate their mouth sounds either. I have misophonia.
I think if I am already being tortured I couldn't care less about the sound of someone else eating.