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[–] [email protected] 180 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I hate the trend of censoring profanity. It's the internet you fuck-cakes

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

un-censoring should be a thing

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I try my best when I see it o7

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The red looks like it's above the meme?

Like it's piled on top?

It's hard to explain...

It's wrong in a strange way

Thank you for your efforts

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It is. The red is above the ducks which is above the fucks

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think you wanted to say "you f🦆k-cakes"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

When I read this, my inner voice used quacks to bleep out the profanity

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Watch your language! You can't just throw around offensive words like c*nsor

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

I hate the fact that for the longest time, iOS would autocorrect fuck to duck. And worse yet, they touted no longer autocorrecting it as a new feature as part of their WWDC keynote.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Worse yet are those stupid Tiktok-friendly euphemisms, like "unalive" instead of dead. Makes the meme sound like it's made for a damn toddler.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

you know we can swear on the internet right? we all know it says fucking.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's a part in a discworld book about a creator "god" obsessed with making beetles lol.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

The Last Continent

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Fuck^infinity

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Oh oh. We're getting shut down now.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

TIL about this weird ass mf giraffe weevil

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What usecase does the weird design have?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

operates as a stand-alone forklift in the bug world

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Crabs are his chosen people

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s why he spoke through a burning bush

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Take your upvote and get out :)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

What the f🦆ck

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Everyone freaking out over censoring fuck when there a beetle that looks like a giraffe out there.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

The cure for cancer? That too is a beetle.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Honestly a more theologically consistent explanation of God than whatever the fuck organised religion has been up to for the past 5000 years

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe it's not about humans and never has been. Maybe by the time the gods realized how much of an issue humans were, we were already too widespread for them to destroy us without either running out of mana or ruining earth for everything.

Maybe the cancer is a god's plan, but it's not working well enough.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Anyone got links to these particular species, especially the wasp one?

Don't give a f🦆k about the children either, carcinization is expected I thought.

ETA: guess what I duckduckgo'd "wasp beetle" and found it. I feel like a genius https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clytus_arietis

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

J. B. S. Haldane has entered the chat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Comma splice here, comma splice there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Don't forget about the beetle that has adaptations to slip through the intestinal tract of its predators and make it out through their anus ;)

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