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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So 2 out of 2 times the guy with two guns lost...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

I like to think the reason the robbed guy didn't shoot the robber initially was because the robber was less armed than him and it wouldn't have been fair. When he stole his first gun, he must've thought "ohhhh, big mistake".

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago

I'm imagining that his wife will never hear the end of it. "See honey, and you said I didn't need to carry two guns around all the time. Well look who was right about that."

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That must be one of the if not THE most American headline out there!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Only a good guy with 2 guns can stop a bad guy who's stolen their gun!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It's guns all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Murica: Everyone knows it's faster to switch than reload!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This was the Disarmed status but the same principle applies

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Bro bought the debuff remover item.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Correct. I'm just stating the logic/mindset of carrying two.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of a passage from my favorite Discworld book, Night Watch.

“I didn’t think you was stupid, Mister Vimes…”

“What?” said Vimes, looking down suddenly. Carcer was smiling cheerfully.

“I said I didn’t think you was stupid, Mister Vimes. I know a clever copper like you’d think I’d got two knives.”

“Yeah, right,” said Vimes. He could feel his hair trying to stand on end. Little blue caterpillars of light were crackling over the ironwork of the dome, and even over his armour.

“Mister Vimes?”

“What?” Vimes snapped. Smoke was rising from the weathercock’s bearings.

“I got three knives, Mister Vimes,” said Carcer, bringing his arm up.

The lightning struck.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

That headline made me feel dumb for a minute because I kept having to reread it. But I love it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

That’s some Yosemite Sam vs Bugs Bunny shit right there

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's the child game called where you put one hand on the table and the other person puts their hand on top and then with the other hands and then pull out the first hand again?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I see you've played knify-spoony before.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good suggestion. No one else on the entire internet has ever used that combination of letters.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Huh. I keep doing that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Next time he needs a gun more in case he'll be robbed of both of them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Have you ever fired your gun in the air and yelled, ‘Arrrghhh!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Got my gun a gun, so it won't be lonely. 🤠

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

MERICA FUCK YEAH

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just like driving a car you dont go without a spare

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Should the spare car fit inside the first car or be towed behind?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Depends. Newer model suvs are probably big enough to hold a nissan leaf

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Yo Dawg Heard you like cars

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

He didnt want that pentagon thief getting away with his PaP weapon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Reaper from OW