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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This sign has a facebook page.

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I hate this future.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't need a time machine. Just a machine that flips me to a different timeline. Big quantum egg turner.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Congrats, you're now on the timeline where Hitler won. No Facebook there but Fressebuch is pretty much the same. Enjoy!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Turn it again! Turn it again!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depression never ended, and the robber barons own everything. Good news is housing is cheaper, but food slightly more expensive.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Ok. This seems workable. A worker revolution is easier when food is the crux.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

This is pretty close to the plot for The Number of the Beast. 6^6^6 realities to move across.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh, you've never heard of https://elarroyo.com ?

It's sign is so famous, it has its own books, postcards, shirts, coasters and much much more.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I have lived down the street from this place for over a decade and had no idea there was a history in their name. On top of that it is mediocre, overpriced, Tex-mex.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I just realized... a previous lemmy post I saw appears to be this sign.

https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/21651766

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

I've been trying to pull the same scam, but every time I buy a homing pigeon to get started, it flies away and never comes back!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Isn't this a real service people provide?. Like when releasing doves or other birds at a funeral or wedding, they are trained to fly back to the owners, so they are able to lease them out many times over

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes, kind of. Homing pigeons will naturally fly back home, training them just involves releasing them further and further away.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I paid for a hummingbird on craigslist. didn't quite get what I was expecting but I walked away satisfied

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

i watched a video of a crow trained to steal money the other da

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Damn that crow is really hiding the evi

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Murdered by livestock.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Twenty second income?