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Today I Fucked Up

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/I_Swear_Not_A_Fetish on 2024-09-06 10:03:23+00:00.


I am currently in complete disbelief because I really never thought this could happen to me. I mean for 1) I never have wet dreams and 2) to have one during a 10 minute nap is crazy imo.

So earlier today I got off work late, and then had to run some errands, grocery shop, and whatnot leaving me pretty tired and with not much time to sleep let alone beat it. In fact that's kinda how things have gone for the last week. So I slept for about 5 hours before coming to work and woke up exhausted.

From the moment I woke up I knew I was in for a tough time at the job. I drink my coffee and energy drinks but really I was looking forward to my lunch break. I knew at lunch time I could sneak off to my car and grab a nap.

So at lunch I hop in my car, throw a jacket over my head and lay there.... for 15 minutes without a second of sleep. So my mind turns to thinking about a pretty lady I know and some of her features and before I know it I'm alseep. I had myself a great dream, very restful sleep. Until I wake up to the sensation of me Cumming my pants.

Truly horrifying because I was wearing black pants today, so it was pretty obvious what happened (at least in my opinion).

So I text my boss and let her know I have to run home because of an emergency. So I go home and change and cum back; a round trip taking about an hour, and return to an employee improvement plan. I guess I took too long.

Tl;Dr I took a nap at work, had wet dream, went home, and now am fighting an employee improvement plan.

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