this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Introducing the all new quintuple-decker bus! A vehicle that definitely has no issues due to a high center of gravity. First-class seats can see right over the poor people.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Make it electric and stuff the first deck with batteries. No more high center of gravity.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

This is going to totally fuck up our ability to express the height of things.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Seems like a MASSIVE liability, though I don't know the actual size because for all I know, the street behind the houses may be a higher elevation.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just in case you're being serious - this is a joke post. You can see the guard rails behind the bus; it's not several stories high.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lol, okay I figured. Can't be too sure when the fucking briish are involved.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

There's the fucking British and then there's the no-fucking British. Make sure you check the label before interacting.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

It's almost certainly a perspective thing, double deckers are <5m tall.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Quadruple-decker bus