All for a pun. Rip.
this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2024
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Not just. I heard that Elton John was suddenly in the background, performing "I'm still standing". Elton 's plan was to cheer him up a little, to make anon realize that even after being rejected, he's still standing and she isn't.
But anon somehow didn't notice Elton and went home, to never come out again.
Anon just wanted her because she was Never gonna run around and desert ~~you~~ him.
Pun bomb dropped. No survivors.
She gave me a handy, no cap.