There are only two things that are infinite. The universe and the stupidity of man. I’m not sure about the universe, though.
- Albert Einstein
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Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
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~ Kurt Vonnegut
Good is not the enemy of perfect.
But the perfect is the enemy of the good.
"No matter where you go, there you are"
– Dr. Buckaroo Banzai
"The maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry."
Cormac Mccarthy:
"Sometimes it's difficult. You know, you always have this image of the perfect thing which you can never achieve, but which you never stop trying to achieve. But I think ... that's your signpost and your guide. You'll never get there, but without it you won't get anywhere."
No matter how dark the night, morning always comes. And our journey begins anew. - Lulu FFX
It's from the video game Final Fantasy X, but it's still such an amazing qoute
Just because it's from a game doesn't invalidate it, just like if it came from a book it doesn't invalidate it
You fucked up. You trusted us.
From Animal House
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
You make choices, but in the end, choices really make you.
I have many but here is one I wanna tattoo.
"This is your life, and is ending one minute at the time"
Also:
"Do what you can't"
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Woody Allen
"A day may come when the courage of men fails when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day.” An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down. But it is not this day. This day we fight"
Martin Luther King Jr.
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“The only common factor in all of your failures, is you.”
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Chocolate does not ask. Chocolate understands.
I can't pick just one.
Now the world has gone to bed
Darkness won't engulf my head
I can see by infra-red
How I hate the night
-- Douglas Adams, hgttg, Page 444.
When you see yourself doing something badly, and no one's bothering to tell you anymore, that's a bad place to be. You may not want to hear it, but your critics often the ones telling you they still love you and care about you, and want to make you better.
-- Randy Pausch, the last lecture
Just go YouTube The Last Lecture. It takes an hour but you will come away different.
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― Euripides
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- Hellen Keller
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