Long ago, way back in highschool, I worked at a restaurant part time. We would get a few of those fake bills every weekend and every Monday on my way to school I would take a small detour to the church who was passing them out and dumped them in their donations bin. I doubt it made any difference but it made me feel better at least.
People that leave church on a Sunday morning and then immediately turn into idiots on the road.
If they're good enough for tips, they're good enough for the collection plate.
Having worked in several restaurants, the sunday after church crowd were DEFINATIVELY the worst custoners we would have all week.
I worked at a place where tips are very uncommon. A lady gave me one of those fake $20's once in a little envelope and I was fucking stoked. Put it in my pocket til break time n went to grab some lunch compliments of the nice customer. Go to pay, open the envelope and pull out this bullshit Jesus ad. I almost blew a gasket. I splurged on a nicer lunch that was outside of my budget thinking hey, it's free. Why not? I was never nice to that lady again.
You can meet all of them at the local Golden Corral, Sunday at noon.
“The power of Christ compels you!”
I wouldn't wish that crowd on anyone.
Back in my day we would make notes on people who did this. The next time they would come in everyone would go out of their way to give them the worst service possible without getting fired.
The church crowd were consistently ruder, cheaper, louder, dumber and more entitled than any other group.
Well, if the restaurant is opened when church ends, it means the workers in it didn't go to church.
In the name of who would you be kind to someone that doesn't go to church ? God ? Oh, wait...
Who goes to church on a Monday?
That's not a religion problem, that's a societal problem.
Religious people aren't like that in other countries, and either way, being rude to restaurant employees will get you thrown out of the restaurant
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