A murderous deathblast will be affecting death valley today as a hellfire wave coats the southwest in the devil's refuse. We expect the weather will feel more like sitting in Satan's throneroom rather than traversing the river Styx, which is located on the fifth circle of hell in a flaming swamp.

Do not go outside for longer than 10 minutes and drink plenty of water, or risk facing god's judgment.

people are going to have to start digging tunnels not just to resist occupation, but to get away from the heat

liberals are geeks who need longerer word to blunt the emotion

"gunned down" instead of "killed" etc, many such example

bouba is not scary, kiki is scary.... This will put a smile on the faces of everyone, they will think it is some nice bouba ready to jack them off

the shape of the graph top has nothing to do with presentation, it is about the gradual yet alarming rise of the climate crisis

Kinda makes sense the language around high trmperatures is a little because high temperatures also make you

Deathblast is still mostly bouba.