Russian President Vladimir Putin has seemingly invited conservatives chafing under "neoliberal ideals" in their home countries to move to Russia, where he claimed "traditional values reign supreme," and Alex Jones suggested he might take him up on the offer.

The Russian president signed a decree offering assistance to foreigners seeking temporary residence in his country and expanding the quota approved by the nation's government and setting aside a requirement for knowing the Russian language, history and basic laws, and Jones urged his followers to consider sanctuary there.

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[–] [S] 191 points 2 years ago* (16 children)

Please take them. Please, please, please take them all.

What they don't know is that they'll immediately be sent to Ukraine. One-way ticket probably.

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  • [–] 57 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Sunflowers are much prettier and far more useful than whatever crap Jones and his cronies spew.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    But who's gonna sell me silver???

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    He makes most of his money shilling his pills, I think the gold sellers just pay him for air time

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Don't start splitting inconsequential hairs with me, buddy! Episode 765 of Knowledge Fight reviews Tim Fruge's deposition in which he discusses the silver coins they had stored in the wearhouse (if I remember correctly. It's been over a year since I heard this episode). Just because he makes most of his money from pills doesn't mean he can't also have silver coins.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    Oh no, absolutely they shouldn’t go! That would be so terrible for all of us progressives. Once they leave and take all their useful skills with them we absolutely will fail as a country and will cry tears of shame that we ever questioned them. That would show us so hard. We would be so owned!

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    My bet is that more likely some of them will suddenly be caught with drugs, accused of spying and other made up crimes and sentences to 15 years in prison.

    Then they will get exchanged with the US for war criminals.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago

    Anyone who moves there for "sanctuary" should automatically be left out of prisoner exchanges. Though I suspect they're more useful as propaganda tools to talk about how much better Russia is than the US.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    A lot of the far-right chuds that would take Putin up on this offer are well above combat age. Now, using these people to make up the labor shortfall caused by the Ukraine war? I can absolutely see that one.

    Either that, or he'd just pamper them in exchange for utilizing them as propaganda mouthpieces for his regime.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago*

    The russians are sending undesirables to die, regardless of age. They have been luring people from abroad for some time now. Promises of jobs and on arrival you get put on a truck to Ukraine.

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    [–] 75 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Meanwhile, in hell, Satan has cured Ronald Reagan of his dementia so he can watch his party gargle Putins balls.

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  • [–] 67 points 2 years ago

    "This new decree blows the lid off the establishment's agenda, letting freedom-loving folks bypass the usual bureaucratic nonsense like language tests or history exams," Jones

    Alex Jones, pro-immigration and a strong advocate of removing any process to naturalize citizens in a new country.

    😄🤣

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  • [–] 63 points 2 years ago

    Is there a GoFuckThem that I can contribute to?

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  • [–] 58 points 2 years ago

    Apparently Republicans are tired of democracy and almost every single traditional American value. Like supporting the middle class and human rights.
    Russia will probably be perfect for them, until they figure out their dream is actually a nightmare.

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I am also intrigued by Putin’s plan to take all our country’s conservatives.

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    Fucking do it. We should be publicly funding this shit. You don't want to be here and another country will take you? Awesome, we'll help get you there.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Oh man I would feel so owned if conservatives moved to Russia. Oh no, please don’t. Please.

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    [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    As long as it’s a one way ticket. No coming back!

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    They can go then.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    And if they try to come back here later we can tell them our borders are closed!

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    O please go.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    ... setting aside a requirement for knowing the Russian language, history and basic laws, and Jones urged his followers to consider sanctuary there.

    Makes sense. After all you won't need to know any of that stuff out on the front lines in Ukraine.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Man, that would really own the libs wouldn't it?

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    [–] 19 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Please, move there! Enjoy it and take your Republican friends. I hear Winter there is amazing and Tucker says they have tremendous grocery stores 😂

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm for all weird right-wingers moving to Russia.

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Wasn't there an ad a few months back, put out by the Russians, claiming the same thing - a sanctuary for westerners who want to keep traditional values? I remember it because it had some supposedly well-known Russian porn actress in it, acting as a pure smiling maiden or something like that...

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Are you thinking of the Bill O’Reilly infomercial?

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Was about to comment, you remember that Canadian YouTuber that moved his family to Russia, couldn't get a permanent visa because they don't know Russian, and presumably moved back?

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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Welcome Comrade! Advance behind this man. When he is shot, pick up his rifle and continue!

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    We got a few crazy people in other countries as well, come on Putin. You can take’em all.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    I hear Grigory Potemkin already has a village built for them in the Crimea.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    They want a criminally immune haven for their hate speech, of course they are.

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    That's integrity for ya

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    🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

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