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[-] [email protected] 59 points 11 months ago

Literally how I play chess, can't be bothered to do math and just doing gut feeling... I think we need an full rules revamp for chess!

[-] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

You can sort of simulate that with Blitz! No time to calculate.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Blitz is too slow. In bullet you can think up to 1 (one) move.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

You underestimate my slowness...

[-] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago

Imagine taking a game played for millenia for fun and ruining it by following a goddamn meta you read in a BOOK

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This is why chess is so much better when your stoned.

Its also super fun when your opponent realizes mid game they have been underestimating you based on that meta.

The more obvious i blunder at the start the more chance my opponent allows me to pull something creative that turns things around later on.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

This is why I like Go better.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Yeah, it's easier compared to C++

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Go also has books though?

[-] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My son gets nervous every time we play chess, wondering what clever ploy his parent is planning. Always seems shocked at my moves and contemplates them heavily before taking his turn.

But he's a fool. I'm just stupid.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

The buttplug will guide me.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Oh, I calculate. If I do this, the opponent can do this, this or this, but if he does this I will do this...

*Opponent does that*

Why the fuck did I think that was a good idea?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

[ancient instinct vibrates subtly]

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

You can’t tame this wild Horsey piece.

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