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Stone Cold... (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

"But the body's just... lying there. Right?"

DM stares

"Right?"

"Yes. Don't..."

"LOOT THAT BODY, GONNA LOOT THAT BODY NOW. Loot that body, GONNA LOOT THE MUTHAFUCKAAA!"

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 weeks ago

For those that haven't seen it, enjoy this masterpiece

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Play my flute while i loot that dead kids body!!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

Didudidididitidi - BITCH!

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

But Glinda teleported the slippers onto Dorothy's feet without Dorothy's knowledge. It should be the person playing Dorothy failing a perception or dexterity check.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 weeks ago

That's what the DM was planning but the player had other ideas.