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Stay safe people ๐
(sh.itjust.works)
I didnt knew that car Windows would also turn blue when broken.
Bugs come in through open Windows.
Theyโre gonna need to apply a patch
A patch that might or might not fix whatever its changelog tells you it did. It also introduces new bugs
yโall doing changelogs?
-Facebook iOS as of this week
Lmao, shouldn't be hard to guess what Facebook updated though
- Added more tracking
- Respecting your privacy even less now
- Added some exploits to get arround apples "privacy protection"
- Now even tracks your childs behaviour illegaly
- Pushing even more propaganda and fake news now
What a tragedy. Would you be willing to accept some of mine? I mean, you already have six now...
Oh, what the hell, doesn't make a difference at this point.
Good, I have a few volume licenses for you then. ๐ซ
Put them in the front seat ๐คฆ...
I accidentally installed one on the infotainment system. It's cool, it still works. I mean I think it does. Hopefully you don't need to use GPS or radio or your backup cam while it installs 47 sequential updates.
Please, just... don't make this harder than it already is ๐ญ.
Also, you need to open the infotainment UI from Edge, and if you try to use any other browser it will crash, and by it I mean your car.
And by it haha, well - let's justr say
IDK, looks like his car's windows licence got revoked
Average Chinese seller
Crowdstrike strikes Windows again.
Thoughts and prayers ๐
Threw broken Windows through broken window.
I want everyone to go to Windows 11 so the cost of incompatible hardware drops
The person that broke into your car - it was Microsoft!
Bill? Was that you?
And he used a private jet to travel to and from your car.
Then did the trip again when he realised he only dropped one extra licence.
Looks as if that Window got recalled
ironically they broke windows to do it
this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2024
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