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[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

King of England, beware!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Bald eagle screech

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago

Switching to your pistol is always faster than reload ❌

Replace your stock with pistol for continuous firing ✔️

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd recognize a CZ-75 anywhere. Only pistol I've ever held that actually felt good in my hands.

If I had a proper gun safe I'd totally get one, but I live in a second floor apartment and I'm not lugging that up the stairs.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pistols don’t weight that much.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes thank you, SatansMaggotyCumFart, I'm aware of that.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

No problem.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now with 100% more gun per gun

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

there you are.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

uWu CZ senpai that is the wrong hole!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

w-what are you doing, step gun?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Of course, the safety is in the fire position.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Yes, but choose one with a smaller beaver tail. The 75 series would be far too pokey in the clavicle.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Someone has some serious faith in their FDM prints

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah, always gotta have your stock glock.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Reverse human centipede.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

whats the legality of this?