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Ik ik but control yourselfs (lemmy.world)

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[-] [email protected] 213 points 10 months ago

It's gotta be Richard of course.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

Richard McDickface

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

This is the only correct answer.

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[-] [email protected] 81 points 10 months ago

Richard.

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McRichardface

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[-] [email protected] 77 points 10 months ago

How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose

[-] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That is called low hanging fruit. It's funny, but lots of people already thought about it.

It is the solid choice, though.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Nobody nose, nobody nose...

[-] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago

Little Richard

[-] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago

Sir Richard Johnson

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

What about Penix?

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Captain Winky

Count Dickula

Dingaling

Drumstick

Fiddlestick

Frankfurter

Fuzz Baton

Gherkin

Hermes

Javelin

Jimmy Joystick

Kielbasa

Knobbins

Lieutenant Dangle

Lollipop

Moby Dick

Mr. McFlutey

Oboe

Peepers

Pickles

Pinky

Pistol Pete

Popsicle

Rodney

Schniedel

Screwdriver

Shillelagh

Slim Jim

Spigot

Stiffie

Swizzlestick

Tadger

Teeny Zucchini

Tooly

Twigberry

Uncle Reamus

Unicorn

Wangdoodle

Wibbles

Willie

Woody

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

Richard

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Dickhead?

[-] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

You mean, Richard Cranium.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Richard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

Moby

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Richard Johnson

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Rod

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Biggus

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Little finger.

As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Dickens

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I.C. Weiner

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Why does everyone want Richard?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Everyone loves Dick

[-] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Donger

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Prince Albert. You can't unsee it.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Johnny Sack.

Furballz.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Cheney

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Shaft! You damn right.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Fuck Nose.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Priapuss

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Facciotina di Cazzo

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Fur balls

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Dr. Phal

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I'd call him dickhead

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Don Glover

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Richard Head

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Dicky McDickface

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Dick Dastardly

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

It's Cock Nose

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Dickface

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Steve.

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