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[–] [email protected] 213 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It's gotta be Richard of course.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

This is the only correct answer.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

McRichardface

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

That is called low hanging fruit. It's funny, but lots of people already thought about it.

It is the solid choice, though.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Nobody nose, nobody nose...

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago

Little Richard

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago (4 children)
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Captain Winky

Count Dickula

Dingaling

Drumstick

Fiddlestick

Frankfurter

Fuzz Baton

Gherkin

Hermes

Javelin

Jimmy Joystick

Kielbasa

Knobbins

Lieutenant Dangle

Lollipop

Moby Dick

Mr. McFlutey

Oboe

Peepers

Pickles

Pinky

Pistol Pete

Popsicle

Rodney

Schniedel

Screwdriver

Shillelagh

Slim Jim

Spigot

Stiffie

Swizzlestick

Tadger

Teeny Zucchini

Tooly

Twigberry

Uncle Reamus

Unicorn

Wangdoodle

Wibbles

Willie

Woody

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You mean, Richard Cranium.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Richard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.

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Richard Johnson

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Little finger.

As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why does everyone want Richard?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Everyone loves Dick

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Prince Albert. You can't unsee it.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Johnny Sack.

Furballz.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Shaft! You damn right.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Facciotina di Cazzo

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Dicky McDickface

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Dick Dastardly

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