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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

The licking would use a lot more battery power than driving a speaker, so it should probably lick when the battery is strong, not when it is getting low.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

what a terrible day to be literate

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Killer ASMR feature

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

That might make it worth the absurdly shitty sound quality they have.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So, I could in theory; get a rim job from an AirPod in this scenario. It must be said— free rim jobs with your purchase of 250$ headphones would be a fantastic investment.

— probably best to get an extra set in this case. I don’t need shit in my ears.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You are doing rim jobs wrong if there is shit involved.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Totally agreed. Generally speaking, a person can’t be blamed for an off day, though.

Long day, poor joke, haha.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I should have listened to you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Tech content creators a few years later: Apple was ahead of everyone else!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had a dog that loved the taste of earwax. He would be very persistent about licking my ears and, to tell the truth, it actually felt kind of nice. (He would also eat earplugs whenever he could get them, and when I cleaned his ears he would insist on eating his own earwax.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Dogs are awesome, and your comment is just further proof of that