this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2024
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like daddit for the fediverse but we all eat pizza with ranch and say "ope" a lot. all dads and non-dads are welcome. ranch on pizza is recommended but not required. ope is mandatory.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Employee Number 427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427, and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee 427 did every day of every month and every year, and although others might have considered it soul-rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Sort of related: my brother wanted to play with my dad one day back in the 90s but he was trying to finish doing some thing on his computer. He was always on it though. When my dad said he would in a little bit my brother said, "stupid pooter...".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A question I ask myself at work all the time, with varying time horizons in mind.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Love it. As a kid I once overheard my grandma being low on money and offered to take her to the ATM because that's where money comes from.