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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

There's layers to this.

my-hero "Look at me, I am laughing because I am NOT MAD about anything right now. The word MEME is there and MEMES are FUNNY and I am LAUGHING at FUNNY! I AM FUNNY I AM THE MEME LORD LOOK AT ME LAUGH PLEASE LOVE ME" billionaire-tears

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

Legitimately the worst poster in the world

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Most divorced man alive.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Look at the dumb sign I had made for my rocket facility in my company town I built in the path of hurricanes. Isn't it funny?!?! to-the-moon

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

This is not even a Facebook tier meme. Genuinely impressive to be able to post this terribly

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Reddit billionaire

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

He wants so badly to be a poster

It's all he wants in life. Billions won't do. He wants to be dril

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I have a theory that you need to be a very insecure person to continue accumulating money once you have more than you and your family could ever spend. It explains why billionaires aren't happy being billionaires, they need to be famous as well. Elon can't be happy being the richest man in the world, he needs to be a right wing thought leader, he needs to be the memelord.

Same shit for famous insecure people. The Rock can't be happy being rich and one of the most famous people in the world, now he needs to be a business leader. Jerry Seinfeld can't be happy being a billionaire and famous comedian, he needs to be a successful filmmaker. Kanye can't just be an artist and rich, he needs to run for president.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Interviewer: Mr Musk, what do you say to allegations from your own family members that you're a narcissist and an abusive father?

Elon: You see, I like my memes "epic*. Do you know about epic memes? It's a new trend on the internet. Epic memes are like dank memes, but dank memes tend to be bad on purpose, and they're good. But epic memes? They're the best. Consider the meme of Jeremy Clarkson comparing those 2 non-Tesla cars.

Like, a dank memes would be like a frog on a bike [sic] informing you that it is Wednesday. Useful, because I work such long hours at X/SpaceX/Tesla that I often forget what day it is. But an epic memes would have me owning a communist followed by a panel of a stick figure captioned "like a boss"

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

This post would have done numbers in 2011

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Back when rage comics were still a thing yeah

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Looking forward to the reverse of this with the Venezuelan election results & gloating about his involvement in the bolivian coup.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

he's just like me if I was perpetually a 13 year old moron fr

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

How can anyone doubt his le epic edgelord skillz now he just owned you all you don't understand you're owned it's an internet saying

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

If he posts just a few hundred more laugh-cry emojis he'll prove once and for all how cool and unbothered he is, just like le based Rick Sanchez. You'll see! billionaire-tears

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You don't understand twelve dimensions chess

He's beyond analysis the cybertrok is genius and just you fuckin wait once he releases the HYPERLOOP ITS LIKE A TRAIN BUT WITH CARS

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The dude's just Lysandre from Pokemon, but he tries to LARP as a perpetual college student.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh my god ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Don't let your weems be heems.

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