Imagine telling your son to stfu during what could have been a bonding moment to take a phone call from fucking Donald Trump who will complain about sharks and black people for half an hour. lol, lmao.

Imagining that Trump on the other end just discovered Pokémon and is also infodumping about Pikachu to Vance

For someone obsessed with people having kids, he sure seems like a bad dad

Which might be connected, idk

who the fuck is scraeming "STFU about Pikachu" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never STFU about Pikachu

Literally me as a kid when I beat pokemon Gold on 9/11

You'll remember this important phone call even when your son dumps you in the cheapest retirement home legally possible

Hey son, why don't you Pokemon Go to hell

Family values conservative hates his family, many such cases

The most important phone call of our lifetime.

that childs villain origin story