this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

Coder: me. Tester: also me.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The code

package main

import "fmt"

func main() {
  fmt.Println("Hello World")
}
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Its self documenting code, just like the rest of my spaghetti code.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Superior look of superiority

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

This is tester

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Asked later that week to add a feature to the code, have to rewrite it all from scratch because it's spaghetti.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

zarro boogs found

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This was me.. then it hit and broke prod.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe three times in my career (10 years so far)